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My life is very much normal. I just happen to make some YouTube videos that people watch. Will this lead to a career in entertainment? Hopefully. Is this a great interactive resume for comedy? Hopefully. Will this affect my likelihood of ever getting another job offer on a standard career path? Definitely. I mean…have you seen the vids? Who is going to trust their documents with that?!

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orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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swozor:

queerlittlepup:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

a-study-in-lobo:

I hate arguing with your parents, because you can set up a perfect arguments with many, many different points yet they will only use one point and repeat it constantly. Then you end up getting angry and they shout at you for it.

Everybody on Tumblr is fucking 14 years old

Nope, my parents did this to me well into my 20’s and I moved out of their place when I was 18. 

I’m 19 and my parents still do this

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candyboats:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

cumberfields:

Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl

He’s also wearing a shirt

Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for YEARS, that’s probably an instinctive ‘Please don’t throw an experimental potion or giant spider on me’ reaction…

…at least he’ll never have that problem again…

HOW DID OUMAKE ME LAYUGH AND THEN FEEL LIKE ANN EMPTY PART OF THE DEEPSEST SPACEIN 0.FUCK YOU SECONDS??!!!

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kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP

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ijustloveyoutubers:

Accurate reactions to Sarah..

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thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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vampmissedith:

axmxz:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

But we can’t show people of the same gender kissing on-screen. Amazing.

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petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

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Malia is my life force.

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nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

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#what a tool man #fuck this shit get off my dick man #people are such shitballs

malachaibarker:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

This has been a public service announcement

How about you go fuck yourself and let people enjoy what they want.

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Tough guy hiding behind a screen. Lolz. Tollz feeding trollz. Good job bruh. You make fun of people to feel better about yourself. Thank you for helping set back humanity a few years. Grow the fuck up and get a job. Oh wait, wasn’t that your advice?

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I’m enjoying feeding this troll. Let’s see how high his standing is on a social media site because people ‘like’ his posts.

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i’m loving these madden gifs

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