This is not cake. This is Sparta.
*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
so i got my teeth whitened today
U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE
Natalie Dormer at the HBO’s Game of Thrones’ panel at San Diego Comic-Con 2014.