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carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…

OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.

SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS

AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

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Anonymous said:
How I met your murder or how to get away with murder? I'm confused lmao

bewbin:

dreamworks how to train your murder 

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cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

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greetings:

Robert Downey Jr is my fave

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barnvs:

therealallecto:

Do you think Steve will ever forgive himself for the fact that when he was the one falling, Bucky jumped?

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notsira:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

I used to go around at night and put random quotation marks on signs around my town

Walk-ins “welcome”

Buy one “get” one free

Watch the “game” here (quotations also good around watch and here)

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jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

stickyhunter:

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

well well children, welcome to the void

"Mom, where do babies come from?"

"T H E  V O I D"

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croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band

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meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

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totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

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