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This is not cake. This is Sparta.

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schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

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schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

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sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

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meladoodle:

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meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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azizansafari:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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Natalie Dormer at the HBO’s Game of Thrones’ panel at San Diego Comic-Con 2014.

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